A Web of Lesbian Intrigue

Last night my roomie and I were hanging out and she said, "We need to get that CD."

I said, "Which CD?"

She said, "You know, the one from that movie we watched by that guy who made the whole film on his imac."

"Oh, yeah," I said, "The one we watched with [name removed to protect the innocent]?"

She said, "[name removed to protect the innocent]?" She clearly had no idea who I was talking about.

I said, "[NAME REMOVED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT]!!" I was incredulous.

Still met with a blank stare, I had to qualify [name removed to protect the innocent] with the following, "OUR EX-GIRLFRIEND!"*

Laughing maniacally, she managed to get out, "I was confused because I thought we watched that movie with [another name removed to protect the innocent], and as far as I know, NEITHER ONE OF US has EVER slept with HER...

She trailed off, steering her eyes around the side of her head toward me, studying my face to see if I was hiding anything...



*[name removed to protect the innocent] was not 'our girlfriend' simultaneously, but rather consecutively, which is almost as bad.