Backwards Bush

Now you, too, can have your very own Backwards Bush keychain!!! It counts down the days, to the very second, until this debacle of an administration is OUT. Don't you just love it?



Here are the top ten reasons to get one:

(10) You'll never again be mistaken for a Republican
(9) Wearing one around your neck helps to keep Republicans away and smells much better than garlic
(8) You can attach a magnet or tape to the back of it and hang it anywhere you damn well please!
(7) Carrying a BackwardsBush keychain will make it much easier on the Secret Service to identify you when they break into your house in the middle of the night to take you to Guantanamo
(6) They are currently the hottest fashion accessories in New York and L.A.
(5)It's worth buying one just to see how pissed off Republicans get when they see it
(4) Purchasing a BackwardsBush keychain instantly qualifies you for "Enemy Combatant" status
(3) You might as well spend your money on a keychain now, because once social security gets privatized, you won't have any money left!!!
(2) Once Bush gets his judges on the bench, the keychains will be illegal (and therefore a collector's item)
(1) Because you know you want one!