To Tattoo Or Not To Tattoo
So, I've been considering (for about a year now) getting a tattoo in a discreet place. How discreet? Sooo discreet that it will be sort of embarrassing to actually have done. Basically, I am considering getting a tattoo on my PUBIC MOUND. Isn't that a funny term? I don't know if it's clinical or if I made it up or what. What I'm going for is a tattoo that could potentially become obscured if I quit shaving. Get it? I envision a beautiful magnolia flower.
I love magnolia flowers. In fact, my father planted me a magnolia tree for my 30th birthday. That would be a really sweet story if that were the whole story. But it's not. I had to (1) tell him that ALL I wanted for my birthday was for him to plant me a magnolia tree in our pasture; (2) defend magnolia trees in general; (3) remind him several times until he finally ordered a young tree; (3) then plant it myself a week after my birthday because it had been sitting around in its little starter pot forever and he couldn't seem to get around to it. Yep, I don't have the ideal dad. Anyway, I digress...
It's a sort of renaissance-of-my-life tattoo, if you will. It will be my Recovery Tattoo.
The large, creamy, fragrant magnolias were all in full bloom when I left The Clink in Atlanta and returned to my home...
posted by None At All @ 7:15 AM
3 Comments:
a few weeks ago when E and I spend our Saturday night in the tat shop I decided I want a 4 leaf clover on my hip. Why a 4 leaf clover you ask . . . ? Because if I am taking my pants off to show you the tattoo, it's your lucky day!!!!!
Seriously, think about it every time you go to the OBGYN the doctor will be seeing it.
And.... (?)
it is most often refered to as mons pubis. an da tender spot!!!
i read an article about a young girl going in for surgery....who had died the hair green and had a tattoo "keep off the grass"....
while in surgery the doc wrote in marker..."sry had to mow grass!!"
your mom
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