Dating Lite with Yours Truly
So, I've been dating a few different people lately. And I use the term "dating" very loosely considering I haven't kissed a single one of them!! Since this is really "Dating Lite" and is not really Dating Dating, I don't think I have to tell any one of them about any of the others of them. What do you think?
I mean, after all ... how do you tell someone that you aren't even dating that you aren't even dating someone else at the same time?? What do I know about Dating Lite?? This is all new to me… I used to just hop in the sack with ‘em and sort it out later.
Anyway, I've also been watching this television show called Rockstar: Supernova. Anyone who knows me knows that I don’t do TV, but my friend Patrice Pike is on it and is kicking ass, incidentally. On RSN they have an elimination round each week where one contestant (rocker, as they are referred to on the show) gets sent home.
I was all set to have my own elimination round this week on Dating Lite with Yours Truly. But Mr. Incredible, as we will refer to him here, narrowly escaped elimination today by sending me these fabulous flowers.
posted by None At All @ 8:51 PM
7 Comments:
Flowers? From someone you are dating lightly? I don't think he thinks ou two are dating lightly.
I'm so bummed out that Patrice went home last night, but we all knew it was coming. She wasn't "dark" or "hard" enough for them...nor heterosexual enough for that matter. They can't handle Patrice. Their loss.
The Amurkin public is too narrow minded and simple to deal with someone of dimension rocking out with Tommy Lee...while we're on the subject. Ewww...and his ex-wife now with that low class southern rocker...EWWW.
As for dating light...
Good for you on the not hopping in the sack and sorting it out later thing. No, I don't think you need to tell anyone about anyone else until there are feelings involved. If you catch feelings for one, you gotta cut the rest loose. It's bad Kharma to do otherwise. Same goes for finding that one of them is catching feelings (always harder to gauge). Cut them loose if you're not feeling it and won't. But, give them a chance if you think you might.
In response to the above comment...that is EXACTLY the reason that guys aren't able to give women flowers and romantic gifts more often. Being a guy who likes to do thoughtful and romantic things for women (woman, now) I can tell you I got raked over the coals for doing so many times...and yes, I am bitter, as a matter of fact!
He's got taste in flowers as well as women.
Ooooh Matt - Smoothe, Very smoothe...
I think your friend thesunwolf insulted me.
Do you want me to spank him?
You can both spank me.
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